It's A Wicked Night, Wade! (Hollywood Vampires) (Kindle Edition)

It's A Wicked Night, Wade! (Hollywood Vampires) (Kindle Edition)
By Matt R. Jones

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First tagged by Matt R. Jones
Customer tags: vampire(3), hollywood vampires, peanuts-inspired, halloween, samhain, raven, horror comedy, wade, lovecraftian, the great pumpkin

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A wild, weird, and wacky tale of a Halloween gone berserk, inspired by a Danzig song and the classic It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown!

It's Samhain night in the little town of Kowalski, Illinois, smack in the middle of the 1950's, and Wade's out looking for trouble. Something's in the air, and the big vampire just KNOWS bad things are afoot...

It's what happens on Samhain, after all, when the barriers between dimensions are at their thinnest and certain THINGS tend to get out.

But even the formidable immortal isn't quite sure what he's looking for yet, and as he stalks the streets -- accompanied by a helpful young lad in a Dracula costume -- something else is moving amongst the cozy little neighborhoods. Sometime ancient. Something deadly. Something FAMILIAR.

And the problem is... it's NOT what Wade's looking for.

But the diminutive titan known as Raven never passes up a chance to make matters difficult for Wade, and it's only a matter of time until these two forces of nature collide -- and I don't need to tell you what'll happen then. HOWEVER...

That OTHER thing is still afoot, and when the flesh-eating pumpkins awake, Wade's going to be facing one of the biggest -- and screwiest -- menaces he's ever encountered! Hard-hitting action, playful hilarity, and even some thoughtful musings that'll stick with you long after you're done reading...

It's a Halloween adventure to thrill you, chill you, and tickle your funnybone -- blood and pumpkin guts galore, kids!A wild, weird, and wacky tale of a Halloween gone berserk, inspired by a Danzig song and the classic It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown!

It's Samhain night in the little town of Kowalski, Illinois, smack in the middle of the 1950's, and Wade's out looking for trouble. Something's in the air, and the big vampire just KNOWS bad things are afoot...

It's what happens on Samhain, after all, when the barriers between dimensions are at their thinnest and certain THINGS tend to get out.

But even the formidable immortal isn't quite sure what he's looking for yet, and as he stalks the streets -- accompanied by a helpful young lad in a Dracula costume -- something else is moving amongst the cozy little neighborhoods. Sometime ancient. Something deadly. Something FAMILIAR.

And the problem is... it's NOT what Wade's looking for.

But the diminutive titan known as Raven never passes up a chance to make matters difficult for Wade, and it's only a matter of time until these two forces of nature collide -- and I don't need to tell you what'll happen then. HOWEVER...

That OTHER thing is still afoot, and when the flesh-eating pumpkins awake, Wade's going to be facing one of the biggest -- and screwiest -- menaces he's ever encountered! Hard-hitting action, playful hilarity, and even some thoughtful musings that'll stick with you long after you're done reading...

It's a Halloween adventure to thrill you, chill you, and tickle your funnybone -- blood and pumpkin guts galore, kids! Read more

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Delicious Women's Silver Lindy And Lace Sexy Flapper Costume (Apparel)

Delicious Women's Silver Lindy And Lace Sexy Flapper Costume (Apparel)
By Delicious

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First tagged by K. Dolo
Customer tags: halloween adult costume, halloween, halloween costume, sexy dress, sexy, roaring 20 s

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Lindy and lace sexy flapper costume features a fringed silver mini-dress, feathered headpiece, and necklace. lindy and lace is also available in black and hot pink. available in sizes: xs/s fits 0 to 2 dress, 30 to 34-inch bust, 22-inch waist, 32-inch hip and 90 to 95-pounds; s/m fits 2 to 6 dress, 32 to 34-inch bust, 24 to 26-inch waist, 34 to 36-inch hip, and 100 to 130 pounds; m/l fits dress 6 to 10, 36 to 38-inch bust, 26 to 28-inch waist, 36 to 38-inch hip, and 130 to 150-pounds; l/xl fits dress 10 to 14, 38 to 40-inch bust, 28 to 32-inch waist, 38 to 40-inch hip, and 150 to 170-pounds. hand wash, cold water; do not bleach; dry flat; do not iron. delicious sexywear of new york is a division of rubie’s costume company, the largest costume designer and manufacturer in the world. delicious costumes are designed and crafted with high quality fabrics and trims for superior fit and style. Read more

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Howlers #1: The Door and Other Funny, Scary Stories for Kids (Kindle Edition)

Howlers #1: The Door and Other Funny, Scary Stories for Kids (Kindle Edition)
By J.P. Waker

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Customer tags: funny(2), halloween(2), kids(2), humor(2), childrens books(2), scary stories(2), ghost story(2), reluctant readers(2), suspense, campfire ghost stories

Review & Description

A collection of three Howler stories!

In "The Door," Xander's parents love redecorating their house, especially with antiques. But they go too far when the local haunted house is torn down and they rescue the front door.

In "The Force Spell," Hugh is really disappointed in his birthday celebration. His father shows up late — again — and then gives Hugh the wrong magic book. When Hugh finds a handwritten recipe for a spell that makes people do whatever you want, he thinks it's a joke. Then he decides to try it out.

In "The Squatter," Charlene is furious when someone breaks into her treehouse and wrecks it. She suspects her next-door enemy and sets out to catch him in the act. She lays a trap … but she catches something entirely different.

These stories also appear in the Howlers Treasury "Scary Stories for Insomniac Children". Great for reluctant readers or read-aloud fun.A collection of three Howler stories!

In "The Door," Xander's parents love redecorating their house, especially with antiques. But they go too far when the local haunted house is torn down and they rescue the front door.

In "The Force Spell," Hugh is really disappointed in his birthday celebration. His father shows up late — again — and then gives Hugh the wrong magic book. When Hugh finds a handwritten recipe for a spell that makes people do whatever you want, he thinks it's a joke. Then he decides to try it out.

In "The Squatter," Charlene is furious when someone breaks into her treehouse and wrecks it. She suspects her next-door enemy and sets out to catch him in the act. She lays a trap … but she catches something entirely different.

These stories also appear in the Howlers Treasury "Scary Stories for Insomniac Children". Great for reluctant readers or read-aloud fun. Read more

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A Bloody Story of Vampires (Kindle Edition)

A Bloody Story of Vampires (Kindle Edition)
By Barbara G.Tarn

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First tagged by Barb
Customer tags: vampire, halloween, best friends

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Halloween - can the vampire be the real deal?
Two good friends are in for the strangest Halloween of their life - and its aftermath.Halloween - can the vampire be the real deal?
Two good friends are in for the strangest Halloween of their life - and its aftermath. Read more

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Stampendous Wood Handle Stamp, Graveyard Image (Misc.)

Stampendous Wood Handle Stamp, Graveyard Image (Misc.)
By Stampendous

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First tagged by Martha Colhoun "cryptocat >^..^<"
Customer tags: tombstones, haunted, halloween, cemetery

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Stampendous has been offering the stamp enthusiast unique and inspirational images for over 28-year. Designed by our owner and founder Fran Seiford, our images are perfect for making cards, paper crafts and other creative projects. Halloween Graveyard Image. Read more

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Being A Jerk For Halloween (Kindle Edition)

Being A Jerk For Halloween (Kindle Edition)
By Robert Lubrican

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First tagged by Steven Smith
Customer tags: explicit, stepbrother-stepsister incest, robert lubrican publishing, hardcore, halloween, robert lubrican, erotica, erotic fiction, kindle, amazon digital services, pseudo-incest

Review & Description

My stepsister and I were being jerks towards each other and our grandfather decided to do something about it. He made us do community service, which turned out to be working at the YMCA Haunted House for Halloween.

So we spent a lot of time in the dark together.

And we kind of got spooked.

But that was because of what we did, there in the dark, and afterwards, in the dark at home.

That was after we stopped being jerks for Halloween.

Yes, working at the Y for Halloween was really a great thing, because we really got spunked. I mean spooked!

Warning: This book contains graphic language and descriptions of adult sexual behavior. It is not appropriate for those under the age of eighteen.My stepsister and I were being jerks towards each other and our grandfather decided to do something about it. He made us do community service, which turned out to be working at the YMCA Haunted House for Halloween.

So we spent a lot of time in the dark together.

And we kind of got spooked.

But that was because of what we did, there in the dark, and afterwards, in the dark at home.

That was after we stopped being jerks for Halloween.

Yes, working at the Y for Halloween was really a great thing, because we really got spunked. I mean spooked!

Warning: This book contains graphic language and descriptions of adult sexual behavior. It is not appropriate for those under the age of eighteen. Read more

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Haunted Tales of Terror (Kindle Edition)

Haunted Tales of Terror (Kindle Edition)
By Carole Gill

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Customer tags: satan(2), demons(2), bram stoker(2), haunted(2), halloween(2), jack the ripper(2), necromancy(2), ghosts(2), horror(2), evil(2), death(2), hell(2)

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From evil nesting in a closet, to vampires and demons, to ghosts of the murdered, to avenging grave angels, to zombies and more—you will find a treasure trove of stories to chill you and make certain you sleep with the light on.
The stories that appear in this anthology have been taken from the following short story collections:
The Thing in the Closet, I Vampire, Song of the Vampire, 13 Short Sharp Tales of Terror and Madness
THIS ANTHOLOGY IS 50 PERCENT CHEAPER THAN SEPARATEFrom evil nesting in a closet, to vampires and demons, to ghosts of the murdered, to avenging grave angels, to zombies and more—you will find a treasure trove of stories to chill you and make certain you sleep with the light on.
The stories that appear in this anthology have been taken from the following short story collections:
The Thing in the Closet, I Vampire, Song of the Vampire, 13 Short Sharp Tales of Terror and Madness
THIS ANTHOLOGY IS 50 PERCENT CHEAPER THAN SEPARATE Read more

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